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1. Saga of J35t3r and Josh

Twas the night before doxing and all through the net,
anonymous was grousing about an endangered marmoset.

With J35t3r in the zone, and les tweeting whims,
we had all settled in for a lengthy pastebin.

When what to my sleep deprived eyes did appear
a tweet from a troll, from out of nowhere.

“I no who UR are, Tom Ryan U whore!
I’m going to hound U and troll U some mor!”

A chuckle escaped from the list of all members,
Other trolls have tried, and all were now embers.

But for laughs and a chance to dig up some dirt,
Les and hazecandy decided to search.

Was it Maltego or perhaps Palantir?
Or good old wireshark and a listening ear?

Whatever the methods, whatever the tools,
The stuff kept on coming, those stupid young fools.

Names started showing, never seen before,
Some kid called god, osama and more.

There was a leaky and zeist, cosmos and what?
They thought they were bad asses and couldn’t get caught.

And maybe they wouldn’t, maybe not for a while,
But they stepped on it big time, and oh boy did I smile.

First they broke in to a big company with words,
They leaked information, some hashed passwords.

They defaced webpages and some say alright,
Put that sick little hair lip on a pedophile site.

“No political motive, we did it for lulz,
We’ll do it again” said those nasty old trolls.

Then comes the fire, gas thrown on a flame,
They fucked with the one thing J35t3r did name.

Tweets of disgusts, of revulsion hit next –
Why try to hack the Wounded Warrior Project?

Setting aside some pretty heavy stuff,
The J35t3r decided enough was enough.

“Tick Tock,” he said, “I’ll give you some rope.
You’ll have so many days before you are toast.”

Les swung into gear, querying nameservers,
Searching for nazis and other deserters.

Others contributed, some added gas
To flame that was already burning so fast.

Every day that went by, a tidbit escaped,
One more nail in the coffin, another deface.

Some tried to run, to say hey, I’m sorry.
The kitchen’s too hot, and I’m in a hurry.

Too bad said the J35t3r, it’s too late kid
When leaky discovered his underwear skids.

A deer in the headlights, a rabbit that froze,
Too scared to move while tale was still told.

Then headlines one day, the FBI did cheer,
And who should be caught but our own little Mir.

On Badoo, on boner, on kake and zero,
Joining little Mir in a takedown rodeo.

With the small stuff behind him, the J35t3r could now,
Go back to the taliban, and jihadist foul.

With a sign of relief, this event was at end,
We saw J35t3r tweet “Stay frosty, my friend.”

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2. Operation Anti-Security

Salutations Lulz Lizards,

As we’re aware, the government and whitehat security terrorists across the world continue to dominate and control our Internet ocean. Sitting pretty on cargo bays full of corrupt booty, they think it’s acceptable to condition and enslave all vessels in sight. Our Lulz Lizard battle fleet is now declaring immediate and unremitting war on the freedom-snatching moderators of 2011.

Welcome to Operation Anti-Security (#AntiSec) – we encourage any vessel, large or small, to open fire on any government or agency that crosses their path. We fully endorse the flaunting of the word “AntiSec” on any government website defacement or physical graffiti art. We encourage you to spread the word of AntiSec far and wide, for it will be remembered. To increase efforts, we are now teaming up with the Anonymous collective and all affiliated battleships.

Whether you’re sailing with us or against us, whether you hold past grudges or a burning desire to sink our lone ship, we invite you to join the rebellion. Together we can defend ourselves so that our privacy is not overrun by profiteering gluttons. Your hat can be white, gray or black, your skin and race are not important. If you’re aware of the corruption, expose it now, in the name of Anti-Security.

Top priority is to steal and leak any classified government information, including email spools and documentation. Prime targets are banks and other high-ranking establishments. If they try to censor our progress, we will obliterate the censor with cannonfire anointed with lizard blood.

It’s now or never. Come aboard, we’re expecting you…

History begins today.

Lulz Security,
http://LulzSecurity.com/

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3. Skype Emoticon Spam

This is the maximum number of smiley faces you can send in a single Skype message. Now you can infuriate your “friends” with striking precision, again and again. The order and number of emoticons has been rigorously tested by a team of the world’s greatest scientists. They’re Chinese or something.

For truly intense nerdrage, I recommend installing a Skype Bot to automatically spam the following wall of text, or use a free Skype recorder such as Pamela or iFree to set an auto-away response. If you’re a true prankster, I also suggest creating highly irritating/lethal noises, save them as MP3s, and route them through your sound input with either a recorder or voice modification program, setting appropriate timers for triggering the noises and smileys simultaneously. MorphVOX does the trick.

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((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) 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((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( 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((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-( ((inlove)) ]:) ((talk)) ((yawn)) ((puke)) ((doh)) :@ ((wasntme)) ((party)) :S ((mm)) 8-| 😑 ((wave)) ((call)) ((devil)) ((angel)) ((envy)) ((wait)) ((makeup)) ((chuckle)) ((clap)) ((think)) ((rofl)) ((whew)) ((happy)) ((smirk)) ((shake)) ((punch)) ((emo))((headbang))((fubar))((swear))((tmi))((bug))((heidy))((mooning))((hug))((y))((n))((handshake))((h))((u))((e))((F))((rain))((sun))((o))((music))((~))((mp))((coffee))((pi))((cash))((flex))((^))((beer))((d))((*))((dance))((ninja))((bow))((poolparty)):) 😦 πŸ˜€ 😎 :O πŸ˜‰ ;( ((sweat)) 😐 :* πŸ˜› ((blush)) :^) |-) |-(

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4. Untitled (Le_Res vs. scammer)

Wednesday, 2 May 2012
[04:37:21 MDT] beatrice: Hello Leres
[04:37:32 MDT] Leres Jenssen: sup
[04:37:49 MDT] beatrice: how are you doing
[04:37:56 MDT] Leres Jenssen: doing fine. Thanks for asking πŸ™‚
[04:38:00 MDT] Leres Jenssen: How are yo udoing?
[04:38:09 MDT] beatrice: i am also doing very well
[04:38:21 MDT] beatrice: by the way my name is Beatrice Sarpong
[04:38:31 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I see
[04:38:40 MDT] beatrice: and am 28yrs
[04:38:44 MDT] beatrice: can we make friends?
[04:38:56 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Sure…..
[04:39:37 MDT] beatrice: yea thaanks
[04:39:41 MDT] beatrice: so what do you do?
[04:40:10 MDT] Leres Jenssen: nothing
[04:40:19 MDT] beatrice: you dont work?
[04:40:25 MDT] Leres Jenssen: No
[04:40:38 MDT] beatrice: why if i may ask pls
[04:40:43 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I don’t like to work.
[04:40:58 MDT] beatrice: well ok so how do you feed yourself and your family
[04:41:02 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Do you work?
[04:41:27 MDT] beatrice: actually i am a student
[04:41:29 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I farm my own food.
[04:41:44 MDT] beatrice: i study BUSINESS ACCOUNTING
[04:41:52 MDT] beatrice: are you married?
[04:41:54 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Yes
[04:42:02 MDT] beatrice: and with kids?
[04:42:06 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Yes
[04:42:45 MDT] beatrice: i dont understand,how do you feed your familly and also cater for them at school and other things?
[04:43:07 MDT] Leres Jenssen: My doctor said I have somekind of rare condition. If I would work I don’t have much longer to life.
[04:43:20 MDT] Leres Jenssen: We farm or own food.
[04:43:31 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Everything from mother nature.
[04:43:50 MDT] Leres Jenssen: we also do home schooling
[04:44:22 MDT] beatrice: i also sell some roses
[04:44:44 MDT] Leres Jenssen:Β  Me too.
[04:44:49 MDT] Leres Jenssen: How many do you want to buy?
[04:45:41 MDT] beatrice: hahahahahaha actually they are not mine.i work for somebody
[04:45:42 MDT] Leres Jenssen: We have a garden full
[04:45:49 MDT] beatrice: ok
[04:46:21 MDT] Leres Jenssen: πŸ™‚
[04:46:33 MDT] beatrice: sure.
[04:46:42 MDT] beatrice: then i think you might be very rich
[04:46:49 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Can I help you with anything?
[04:46:55 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Yes, I’m very rich.
[04:47:14 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I have my health, my wife, kids and my own farmville.
[04:47:19 MDT] beatrice: noΒ  i just want us to be friends
[04:47:34 MDT] beatrice: by the way do you have any friendΒ  from my country?
[04:48:37 MDT] beatrice: are u busy?
[04:48:37 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I live in ghana
[04:48:52 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I have many friends.
[04:48:57 MDT] beatrice: you live in Ghana?
[04:49:06 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Yes.
[04:49:51 MDT] beatrice: so which part of Ghana are you
[04:49:58 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Where do you live?
[04:50:12 MDT] beatrice: i live in kumasi
[04:50:48 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I’m from Central
[04:51:12 MDT] beatrice: Central where?
[04:51:33 MDT] Leres Jenssen: In Ghana.
[04:52:10 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Accra very nice place.
[04:52:19 MDT] beatrice: do you have a webcam?
[04:52:36 MDT] Leres Jenssen: No, I do not have webcam. To expensive.
[04:52:46 MDT] beatrice: i see
[04:53:09 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Unless you have spare then you maybe will send it to me?
[04:54:19 MDT] beatrice: i see
[04:55:59 MDT] Leres Jenssen: How is your weather?
[04:56:26 MDT] beatrice: very hot this morning
[04:57:28 MDT] Leres Jenssen: You in office?
[04:57:40 MDT] beatrice: no am in a friends house
[04:58:54 MDT] Leres Jenssen: i see
[04:59:17 MDT] beatrice: sure. are you in Ghana right now
[04:59:31 MDT] Leres Jenssen: No.
[04:59:42 MDT] beatrice: and have you been here before
[05:00:11 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I’m in australia for flowers.
[05:00:21 MDT] Leres Jenssen: for my garden.
[05:00:47 MDT] beatrice: wow i love flowers i and i wisg i could open my own shop
[05:01:03 MDT] beatrice: can you support me open a shop of flowers in Ghana
[05:01:52 MDT] Leres Jenssen: What is in it for me?
[05:02:13 MDT] beatrice: for both of us.
[05:02:35 MDT] Leres Jenssen: And why do you want to go in flowers when you are a business accounter. Does that not make much more money?
[05:03:43 MDT] beatrice: yes i know butΒ  my mum isnt rich and sometimes finds it very difficult to pay my fees at school,so i could get this business i will stop schooling or even better pay my fees with some proift that comes out of the business
[05:03:58 MDT] beatrice: i have no father and i also have some little brother to take care of
[05:04:49 MDT] Leres Jenssen: First I need to see your Curriculum vitae
[05:05:00 MDT] Leres Jenssen: How much experience you have.
[05:05:18 MDT] beatrice: 3yrs
[05:05:37 MDT] Leres Jenssen: 3yrs what?
[05:05:55 MDT] beatrice: i have in the flower business for 3yrs
[05:07:30 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Could you send curriculum vitae to twitleres@gmail.com and some ID so I know it’s you. I will have a look at it.
[05:07:56 MDT] beatrice: well ok i will do that dont worry
[05:09:39 MDT] beatrice: so how is business
[05:09:53 MDT] Leres Jenssen: I don’t do business. It’s a hobby.
[05:10:29 MDT] beatrice: well ok
[05:10:42 MDT] Leres Jenssen: that is the importent lesson in business.
[05:10:47 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Don’t see it as work.
[05:10:55 MDT] beatrice: thanks for your advice
Thursday, 3 May 2012
[14:46:08 MDT] Leres Jenssen: Hello Beatrice, I did not resive your CV in my mail.
[14:46:26 MDT] Leres Jenssen: When can I see it?

http://pastebin.com/Ud8vze3J

5. The Kitten Petition

Sir,

We the undersigned are concerned efforts to boost the economy are too narrowly focused on conventional economic measures.

Mindful of David Cameron’s commitment to ensure a “happiness index”, rather than just GDP, is taken into account when considering the nation’s wellbeing, we are concerned that a tax cut for the nation’s top 0.7% of earners may not provide the boost our country needs.

Instead, we feel the responsible course of action for this Government is to provide free kittens to any household in the United Kingdom who would like them.

The benefits of this are manifold:

1. Unspayed cats are disproportionately concentrated in low-and-middle income homes. The income boost to such families from such a policy would therefore be more likely to boost the economy, as these groups spend a higher portion of their income than top earners.

2. Pet ownership encourages responsibility, altruism and patience; plus teaches core skills such as cleaning, basic pastoral care, and stroking. These could be relevant in the current job market.

3. Kittens are well-liked, and make people happy.

4. This is especially true on the internet.

We urge you to consider seriously this proposal for a (mewling) economic stimulus package.

Yours,

[Signatories]

http://pastebin.com/vzg1CQQz

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